IceManCummeth is 38, male, straight, and from Atlanta. He is also listed as seing someone. His profile says he's in Michigan for the summer to help some friends. "My relationship is healthy, but I enjoy talking to women about anything."
90% match, 77% friend, 17% enemy
IceManCumeth: I'm a Georgia boy that was taken from his true calling in life: treating a Southern Belle like a princess. I was born in Carrollton and wanted to play for that Yellowjackets football team, but alas, my Elvis-looking father convinced my Mother to move north to Michigan when I was one. I do know how to ice skate very well, which is a plus. I have a manly gate on the ice in hockey skates. My family went to the first Atlanta Flames game at The Omni before we went north. Braves and UGA, btw...although, if you're a Tech or Auburn girl, I would enjoy that, too. If it's Florida, not sure we could make it through the 'Cocktail Party' in Jacksonville.
I read through 17 pages of our question and felt like we could have a chance at an electric disco-type first date. I've always admired the disco ball, ever since teen nights near Michigan State University trying to impress with my moves. I have to brag on my dancing, it's one of my best skills.
I love to travel. I have already thought of strolling down a Savannah, Miami Beach, New Orleans, or Del Mar(I love horse racing) street with you and your tall wonder by my side. With your smile, I can assure you that my goal would be to see it as often as possible...I have a good sense of humor, I promise.
Look, I'm north, seeing someone, not the wealthiest man(code for having more heart than wallet), and I realize I need to clip my toenails. I have soft skin on my feet that don't bite you in the middle of the night, though. Just saying hello on this fine evening. I've always wanted a Georgia girl. Peace, Scott.
I debated for days about how to respond to this one. I really wanted to psychoanalyze him, based on this message, his profile, and his responses to the profile questions. Ultimately I decided to ignore it. Dude is undoubtedly a fragile cat, and I am wholly uniterested in getting scratched by IceManCumeth.
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