FunDude is listed as 25, male, and straight, from Kennesaw, Georgia. His profile says he's finished with college and makes iPhone apps. His profile picture is a shirtless selfie taken in a lounge chair by the pool. He looks likes he stepped straight from 1982 and probably has a bottle of Coppertone oil next to him.
23% match, 26% friend, 59% enemy
FunDude: mine
StephQJ: Mine
FunDude: is that ok if i make you mine
StephQJ: Nope
FunDude: Please please i want a chance you are pretty
StephQJ: Puppy, I would break you.
FunDude: How? i promise im a good puppy
StephQJ: I'm really more of a cat person, thanks.
FunDude: I can handle you. Just watch.
StephQJ: I don't like to watch.
FunDude: You are playing hard to get. You won't be watching. Ill make sure you are in the action.
StephQJ: I'm not playing hard to get. I'm betting you're one of those guys who thinks "no" sometimes means "yes". It doesn't. No.
FunDude: You secretly desire me. Nothing bad will happen
StephQJ: No, you pretentious little fuck. I don't secretly desire a goddamn thing you have to offer. I can promise you I've seen--and better--and can get what little you have to offer in any hipster douchebag bar in this town. Go hit Cheshire Bridge and buy yourself a real pair--you obviously weren't able to grown any.
Gawd, the young ones are irritatingly stupid and pushy!
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