TooSmart4U: I like the profile. Your pics kind of remind me of Pete Sampras' wife. Know her? She was in Billy Madison. I don't drink beer either...
78% match, 73% friend, 16% enemy
Not only do I not drink beer, I don't watch Adam Sandler movies. And are you kidding?
ThinkI'm007: Wow I really like yr profile can we talk
77% match, 78% friend, 30% enemy
If you could spell out an entire sentence, I might be more willing to try.
CyclerZero: Hello, After reading your profile I would like to get to know you and perhaps have the pleasure of seeing that spectacular smile of yours, in person, sometime soon. Reply if you are interested and we'll go from there
0% match, 0% friend, 0% enemy
Um, no?
AllenIsHyper: Hi, I'm Allen. I live [close to you]. OMG, You have beautiful eyes and smile!!! I love movies, especially action and horror. Swimming, tennis and camping are my favorite outdoor activities. I'm here looking for long-term dating. What movies do you like?
0% match, 0% friend, 0% enemy
Wow, Allen. My profile says I hate horror movies and am not into sports. Did you read it, sweetie?
ZeroAppeal: Wawwww , very nice pics , u r so beautiful ;) Hey , how was ur week ?? So princess , what are you looking for here ?? you are so beautiful , how beautiful lady like u n be single ? ;)
6% match, 21% friend, 53% enemy
If you're my option, I'll stay single, thanks.
Goofball70: You're freakin gorgeous!!!
0% match, 0% friend, 0% enemy
Um, thanks?
WTF: so sexy!
78% match, 45% friend, 14% enemy
Um, thanks to you, too?
ShadowPicGuy: Hello how are u I'm rob I'm from ga & I'm moving back soon
match 0%, friend 0%, enemy 0%
I'm not a tour guide, Rob.
FLLibDude: your beautiful wish we lived closer. Just a friendly compliment
61% match, 69% friend, 29% enemy
I wish you knew the difference in "your" and "you're".
CreepyGothDad: Thanks for looking at my profile.... What made you do it.. LOL... I
mean you are a lovely and interesting woman.... and me... I am just a
Geek Boy with with a good sense of humor and a somewhat evil smile...
Anyway.. Hello..
93% match, 82% friend, 10% enemy
Dude, I looked at your profile to get a better look at that creepy smile. We might match well on paper, but you look like Charlie Manson's love child. In a kilt. No.
WantU469: Your very pretty... and I love your beautiful smile ;)
85% match, 75% friend, 14% enemy
That's very kind of you. You're a very attractive 42-year-old woman yourself. I appreciate that you're the front face for your "HOTTnHORNY couple" but I think I'll pass right now.
ABC5ft6: Wow, you are perfect. :-) I could spend hours admiring and massaging that fantastically lovely body of yours.
68% match, 79% friend, 20% enemy
Wow, you've never even seen anything put a picture of my face. I can promise you I'm not perfect. And I can promise you I'm not interested.