Asshat007 is 39, male, and straight, from the North Georgia mountains.
81% match, 75% friend, 29% enemy
For some persepctive, I have idea until later that he's in California now for whatever reason. These messages go on over the course of a week.
Asshat007: Can we talk soon?
StephQJ: Probably not
Asshat007: Why is that?
Asshat007: Are u mean?
Asshat007: Just curious
StephQJ: Ha! No, I'm not mean, though I'm sure there are people who would disagree. Looking at the differences in our profile questions, we probably aren't a match, looking for different things and people. I'm sure you're very nice.
Asshat007: Hell I'm mean I'm a Capricorn I'm taller than u I smoke cuss like a Indian eat like a horse and I'm late for work in California I'm brian guess u are steph
Asshat007: So what kind of men are u seeking
Asshat007: Why don't u fly out to California
Asshat007: How can u go off those questions I'm a sarcastic mofo most of the time I'm making u laugh.. I guess u don't have this app or no smart phone??
StephQJ: Ha! Yeah, it made me laugh. I go by those questions bc that's all I have to go by for a first impression. I'm a Virgo. It's how we are. ;)
Asshat007: So can we talk now or what
Asshat007: I'm into big booty tall women too. So if you're unemployed are you at the library using the free computers to access yr okcupid!!
Asshat007: So if u wanna laugh text me sometime or call 404-###-####
Asshat007: Hey how is your day? Are u ignoring my messages
StephQJ: Yes.
Asshat007: Why I'm such a nice guy. We might be the perfect couple.. Especially I like too
Asshat007: So what are yr plans for the weekend
Asshat007: Maybe we can travel to exotic places
Asshat007: I thought Virgo meant nice people?
StephQJ: You are presumptuous, aren't you? Virgos are incredibly picky and detailed and often seem cold. I was suppose to have a date tonight that just got can cancelled so I'm going shopping instead.
Asshat007: Lets go to Vegas
StephQJ: Sure thing. I'll meet you at Hartsfield.
Asshat007: I'm In California meet me here
Asshat007: I'm 2 hrs from Vegas
Asshat007: any bbq this weekend
StephQJ: I think I'm going to the lake with friends.
Asshat007: Are u gonna get naked on the boat
Asshat007: Can we be friends
Asshat007: Guess not
Asshat007: Damn
Asshat007: Can I kick ur ass
Men like him gave me the reason I needed to cancel my OkCupid account! Lol
Posted by: Kelley | 05/31/2013 at 06:38 AM